UFO Response 2023

 Hi everybody, this is the company known as Hells Shells and we are posting here today as a response to recent intrusions of the airspace over North America.  It would be noted that Hells Shells is a shell company of the Goliath Energy Corporation which is located in North-Western North America.  For these reasons, Goliath is most concerned about violations of sovereign airspace.  To make matters more serious, Goliath has not received credible intelligence indicating that these craft which were destroyed in recent days were of either human or non-human origin.  For these reasons, Hells Shells has been but on high alert in order to further guarantee the security of all those involved.  Thus, we at Hells Shells Inc. would like to remind all of our customers of the inherent civic duty to remain calm and alert during times of crisis.  It appears that the threat has been defeated for now and we have reason to hope for its ultimate destruction.  What matters most is that we continue to treat each other with love and respect.  With that in mind, we encourage our audience to reflect on that which matters most and therefore embrace our brothers in an effort to defend against the end of all things.  Thanks again for taking the time to read this post, and sally forth!